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Oh Hey, Another sort of update [29 Jan 2009|02:31pm]
I guess I should, like formally apologize for that last entry, hah.
I hate that I can get drunk off two glasses of wine, but woe is me.
That night I went to an event for "The Arts Arena" which is like this conglomeration of workshops and lectures featuring different types of artists, that my father's friend founded. I'm planning on helping with the next few events, which she thinks is because I enjoy volunteering and I am excited but honestly the only reason I'm doing it is because I might get to meet Lou Reed, who is a special guest this year. I mean, thats a pretty good reason though, right?

Here is one thing I hate about Paris:
Around 12:30 everyday all the upper level schools let out all of their teenagers to go home/out to get lunch, which is incidentally about the same time I am walking around doing important shit between classes. Now, I really don't mind french people, they are generally nice and accommodating but my god, when those fucking tween's with their thin cigarettes and high heel boots get let out in to the real world for an hour, it's like 300 the sequel. They all travel in packs, giggling and making out on the street with lit cigarettes protruding from the out side of their huge bubble. Positively destructive and most certainly annoying.

Also here are my classes for this semester, for which I am generally psyched about:
HI 101- Western Civilization to 1500
EN110- English (the Semester subject is tattoos and body modification in Literature!)
AH 120- Art History II Renaissance to Contemporary
AH 214- Baroque and Rococo Art and Architecture (FAVORITE SUBJECT OUT OF ANYTHING EVER)
AR 212- Drawing II (chillaxing on Thursday mornings drawing shit and listening to music)

I love my Art History teacher (same one for both), she's is like really skinny and sassy and likes to talk about the homoerotic undertones in all of Caravaggio's art work.

I am determined not to make this post about boys, so I will not delve into the cyber shit hole that is my love life...for now.

I miss all of you bb's too much.
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an update or something [24 Jan 2009|11:04pm]

Alone at the Louvre. Story of my life.

Seriously. I've probably spent more time there than Dan fucking Brown.
It's addicting though, like a big bed I can crawl into and not think about anything.

Also for those of you who don't know
here's what I look like nowadays!Collapse )
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sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs [23 Dec 2008|01:44pm]
Twenty-Three questions I ask everybody in order to decide if i can really love them:

4. You meet a Wizard in downtown Chicago. The Wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this person does not change at all; as far as you can tell nothing is different. But, somehow, this person is suddenly a little more appealing. The tangible difference is invisible to the naked eye, but you can't deny that this person is vaguely sexier. The wizard has a weird rule though- you can only pay him once. You can't keep giving him money until you're satisfied. You can only pay him one lump sum up front.
How much cash do you give the wizard?
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sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs [19 Dec 2008|12:26am]
Twenty-Three questions I ask everybody in order to decide if i can really love them:

3. You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: you find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henderson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he or she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film's "deeper philosophy".
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?
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sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs [16 Dec 2008|08:47pm]
Twenty-Three questions I ask everybody in order to decide if i can really love them:

2. Let us assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler's skull. You have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the state. If you select Hitler's skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month for doing so. Display of the skull must be apolitical.
Which option do you select?
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sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs [14 Dec 2008|11:01pm]
Twenty-Three questions I ask everybody in order to decide if i can really love them:

1. Let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. Let us assume he can do five simple tricks-he can pull a rabbit out of his hat, he can make a coin disappear, he can turn the ace of spades into the Joker card, and two others in a similar vein. These are his only tricks and he can't learn anymore; he can only do these five.
HOWEVER, it turns out he's doing these five tricks with real magic. It's not an Illusion; he can actually conjure the bunny out of the ether and he can move a coin through space. He's legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence.
Would this person be more impressive than Albert Einstein?
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[09 Oct 2007|08:25pm]
about me; about anything.
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Once more, With feeling. [08 Jul 2007|02:00am]
you know, its really fucking easy to hate myself

when you say things that I know you're lying about, and yet I still want to talk to you.
and the decision about you is obvious, and I am a smart girl

but oh,
you're cute
and nice
and you say all the right things
and you tell me I'm cute

and it's nice to be told that you're pretty once and a while, even if they're telling your best friend the
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[24 May 2007|04:39pm]
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creamed in the face by a jew!
what is this world coming too?
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[01 Apr 2007|04:31pm]





and the picture wasn't even that good, but you know, having my work displayed at a museum is pretty awesome, no matter how shitty the picture is.
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[05 Mar 2007|08:51pm]
I personally hate it when, at work, I receive an order for a small espresso.
Now, the downside to living,working,breathing in savannah is that most of the tourists are fat white trash paula dean rejects who have no idea what an espresso actually is and are more so used to their grandemochanonfatlatte's from starbucks that make them feel...sophisticated? Unfortunately, I am usually the bearer of bad news as I bring them this minute sized coffee, lacking chocolate, cream, and even sugar, to drown out the actual coffee taste. They usually stand there for a moment expecting me to say something along the lines of "april fools" when it is really June 15th and after this moment of increasingly annoying confusion, I am left with a bitter customer running to the nearest starbucks for beg for their identity back and no tip for me what so ever,(even though i happen to be inexcusably patient pertaining their lack of basic culture) and exceptionally charming because you know, that is my nature. So to be brief, one can blame Starbucks for the decline of western civilization.
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[27 Feb 2007|09:40pm]
being the sarcastic group of ass hats that we are, what better way to dispose of our pent up sarcasm than buddy pix!

for those of you whom are unaware of said buddy pix, first congratulations, and second they happen to be one of those we-all-know-your-never-going-to-talk-to-your-highschool-friends-once-you-graduate-so-why-don't-you-take-a-picture-with-them-while-both-wearing-matching-attire? type deals.

this was ours:
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note: my AP art history/photo teacher is in the harry potter costume.
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[28 Nov 2006|11:51pm]
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In a World where angsty teens hate their families for no reason...(obligatory movie trailer background suspense music)... SEVERIANO GEORGIO IOCOVOZZI will always prevail as the superhero of sibling-dom. With his clever hijinx and underdog status as the youngest person ever to be in the Iocovozzi family, there is no doubt this prodigy of parental persuasion will get what he wants WHEN HE WANTS IT, and no i am not talking about frivolous things like cookies and the most brightly colored pop tart box in the snack food section of your neighborhood grocery store, i am talking high stakes shit like gameboys and skateboards and...stuff.
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[02 Oct 2006|09:04pm]
lately my life has been filled with meaningless converstaions, intermingled with a few meaningful nights with new friends and sometimes myself.

although i feel i should make an effort to be social incilned, this is the point where i know i won't be friends with these people for much longer. in my opinon, it is in a teenager's nature to drift between social cliques and posse's, if you will, and i am not saying that is a bad thing, but after a while the "best friend" and "i love you" stuff becomes meaningless to me. don't you ever get tired of having to pretend so much? and i realize i do have people that love me so very much and i am so greatful for them, but sometimes i wish the only people we had to deal with are each other.
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"luski and her ghost" [25 Sep 2006|06:38pm]

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photogram i developed a few weeks ago.

i enjoy myself sometimes; and also the way marble looks when it is carved to look like fabric.
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[31 Jan 2006|04:55pm]
the first step to eternal life is you have to die.

friends only.

add me first, then comment please.
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